Movie-loving Partner Pillows

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Star Wars Audience

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Hooray for Bollywood!

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"