Screen Time Balancer Pillows

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Office Park

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Children and technolohgy

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"No screen time means more scream time."

Deposit phones here

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Social Networks

The End of the Internet

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'

"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

Hiding From Social Media

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"It cuts down on my screen time."

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Nobody understands my texts."

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"They grow up so quickly."

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

'This is the only way they'll listen to me.'

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."