Screen-free Supporter Gifts

"It must be, like, an ancient photo....no one is looking at their phones."

"Just be yourself."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Men's Health Screenings.

Peas on Earth.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'Oi! '

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Mobile phones vs books

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

No-smoking.

The New Austerity.

No smoking initiative.

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'Smoking or non smoking,'

Football prayers.

'Peace at last.'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."