Screen-free Supporter Gifts

"It must be, like, an ancient photo....no one is looking at their phones."

"Just be yourself."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Men's Health Screenings.

Peas on Earth.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

'Oi! '

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Mobile phones vs books

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

No smoking initiative.

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

No-smoking.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'Smoking or non smoking,'

Football prayers.

'Do the patches help?'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

'Peace at last.'