Screen Addiction Awareness Pillows

"Hi, my name is Brian, and I have a tweeting disorder."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Baby Screen Time

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You are still here."

Spooning

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

First Place Layabout

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

The days before television

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

My mother, the PC.

Mobile phones vs books

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

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