Screen Addiction Awareness Advocates Pillows

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Baby Screen Time

"You are still here."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

The days before television

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."