"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"
Screen Addict's Worst Nightmare Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with a pillow that celebrates the screen addict's worst nightmare—too much digital dependence. Comfort meets comedy!
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
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Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Don't open me, you fool!"
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.
Spooning
Child hooking into a television
"So, how's your scary movie?"
Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
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Addiction to mobile.
"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."
"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"
'Norbert never mumbles names of other women in his sleep - only foods.'
"You're the sport on my telly"
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
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'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'
'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'
Wake up love it's time to go to bed!
'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'
'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'
Screen Addict's Worst Nightmare Pillows Collection
Screen Addict's Worst Nightmare Mugs
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Screen Addict's Worst Nightmare Prints
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