Scratching Post Champions Gifts

Cat Trophies

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Fine Print Letters

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

How much for the lamp post?

Angie Goff

"Leftover seeds."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Pinterest shaming

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'He's right. We screwed up.'

Covid Targets and Shields

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"See, I told you there had to be a nest of them."

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Kicker hits too hard.

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.

'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

Lollipop Lady.