Scratching Post Champions Gifts

Cat Trophies

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Fine Print Letters

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

How much for the lamp post?

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Leftover seeds."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

Pinterest shaming

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'He's right. We screwed up.'

Covid Targets and Shields

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"See, I told you there had to be a nest of them."

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Kicker hits too hard.

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.

'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

Lollipop Lady.

He had a habit of just throwing it out there.