Scrapbooker Of Old Grudges Pillows

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Scrap-Booking

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Afternoon crafts

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

"Is this another family photo album?"

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

Action Collaging

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

"I need some ID for this check. Credit card...social security card...library card. Don't you have something with your picture on it?"

'Yeah, that's me. But, that was taken way back, when I was a kid!'