Scrapbook Samurai Pillows

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overworked in the office

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Decapitated coffee.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'First the good news.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Samurai - Accountant.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."