Scrap Metal Dealer Gifts

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

New & used cars: 'The base price is $200- for the iron ore.'

Motorherd

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Magnet at scrapyard

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

Scrapyard Worker

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"It's ok - Trump's talking about aluminum"

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Old truck for sale

Clothes Vendor in Hounsditch

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

Commodities Exchanges. Metals. Tin Items or Less.

"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

Junk Yard

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.