Scrabble Strategist Gifts

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"You're going to hate yourself."

'Take a letter, Miss Jones.'

"Meow?"

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

People who have a cold run the risk of ordering scrabbled eggs.

Them's fightin' words, stranger.

'New Health Scabble' - No E's

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Mrs. Cohen, we want to understand why would Scrabble players take performance-enhancing drugs? Winning, plain and simple. You know exactly what I mean. I beg your pardon? You criticize people for doing what it takes to win. But you all use dirty tricks to raise campaign dough and crush your opponents. Now, let's discuss the dismantling of Congressional ethics rules. It appears our time is up.

I'm done with the internet. But you discovered you can use it for Scrabble and flaming people. Crushing losers in online Scrabble and making them cry is great. But it's so much less satisfying than doing so in person. Really? Don't you understand anything, you tech-addled, bad-breathed, girlfriendless iPhone jockey?! Don't you ever try to get me hooded on that crud again. This is war. Again.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

People play Scrabble on Facebook or their iPhone? Of course. Want to try it? Absolutely not!

My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.

I'm done with the internet. But you've discovered you can used it for Scrabble and flaming people. Crushing losers in online Scrabble and making them cry is great. But it's so much less satisfying than doing so in person. Really? DON

I agree with you, Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook or their iPhones or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

"Hey, Kyle, the boss wants word with you."

Dreams and analyses.

"Hardscrabble"

"No!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Saving for Retirement.