Scottish Soul Pillows

The Piper

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

Cat Tie

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Latest Aye Phone

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Scot country dancing,

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Robert Burns

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

For services to Tourism. . .

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!