Scottish Literature Lover Pillows

Kenneth Grahame

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

Tilly Slowboy

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Latest Aye Phone

Scot holding a heart.

Robert Burns

Scot country dancing,

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Abstraction and recognition

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Desert Island Bagpipes

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Lox Ness Monster

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Johnny and Moloch

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

The Harold Pinter theatre...

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...