Scottish Festival Gifts

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

'Another Scotch?'

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Happy Valentine's Day!

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."