Scottish Festival Prints

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'