Scottish Celebration Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Birthday

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"You take the high road and I'll take the low road..."

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.