Scooter Technician Mugs

Road Buddies

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Running in please pass

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Boys on scooters

Scooter Romance

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooting Death

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

The headless moped driver

Economical sheep transportation.