Scooter Technician T-Shirts

Road Buddies

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Brighton Rocky

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Scooting Death

Scooter Romance

Girls and Scooters.

Boys on scooters

"V.C.R's programmed"

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Running in please pass

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Scooter

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