Scooter Modification Mugs

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Road Buddies

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Brighton Rocky

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Girls and Scooters.

Scooting Death

Boys on scooters

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Scooter Romance

"V.C.R's programmed"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Running in please pass

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Don't even think about it."

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Economical sheep transportation.

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

The headless moped driver