Bicycle Modifications Mugs

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Drool Marks

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Wheelies Gang.

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

Surgeon on bike.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

Pimp my sleigh.

Man tinkers his bike.

'Man, I'm exhausted!'