Bicycle Modifications Prints

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Drool Marks

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

Wheelies Gang.

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Surgeon on bike.

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Man tinkers his bike.

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

Pimp my sleigh.