Motorbike Modifier Prints

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'I told him not to install central air.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

Air miles rewards.

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'I wanna order an extra-large cheese pizza with no peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, burger, onion, anchovies . . .'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Bike Love

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"If I was a plumber, I'd be the coolest plumber in town!"