Bike Customizer Prints

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

"Perfect."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

'Fins are back.'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

"Ah...the open road."

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"