Scientifically-inclined Girlfriend Pillows

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Style of Elements

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Crazy Scientist

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

Dog helping scientist.

Newton!

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

"That ends what experiment?"

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

larson you're a genius

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.