Science Fiction-loving Partner Pillows

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Alien Assumption

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Robocop and Juliet.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"