Science Fiction-loving Partner Gifts

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Meet the author"

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Einsteiners.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Alien Assumption

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'