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"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

Happy Halloween!

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'We're on a roll here. The world's first artificial Frenchman!'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

'Offhand, I'd say your bolt is too tight!'

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'