Scientifically-inclined Girlfriend Gifts

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Talk nerdy to me."

The Style of Elements

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Sexual chemistry set

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

scientific love: E=MC2.

Crazy Scientist

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Dog helping scientist.

Newton!

"I was thinking we could have a lab Halloween party and dress up in scary costumes. Who's in?"

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

Livestock Research Lab. We did it, Ernie! A sheep in a bottle!

The longest day of the year coincides with the summer solstice. In the northern hemisphere this occurred on June 21st at 10:07 GN+MT. He's a scientist but I disagree with something he said. The day you get your driver's license renewed or when you flight is delayed over and over or December 24th for a child - these could be the longest day of the year. The summer solstice is just on the day with the most hours of sunlight.

The New Wall

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

larson you're a genius

A man staring up his own fundament through complex telescope.