Scientific Adviser Pillows

Boris meets with his chief advisers. . .

Do Sage Members Advocate Herb Immunity?

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

Ethics exam cheater.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Continuing education.

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

G7 Summit Concern

US and the EU

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Just go with the workflow."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'What I have to do first?!'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'