Science Story Lover Pillows

"I'm not a mad scientist Igor, I'm a disappointed scientist."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You're such a good listener."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Carbon Dating.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"