Science Story Lover Gifts

"I'm not a mad scientist Igor, I'm a disappointed scientist."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Is it that bad?"

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You're such a good listener."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Einsteiners.'

Carbon Dating.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Raptures

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Alien Assumption

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'