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"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms