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'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'