Science Fashionistas Gifts

Scientists are sexy

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Style of Elements

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Too dressy?'

Mall of ages

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Tank color choices.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Do-over

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Bathing suit.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."