Science Fashionistas T-Shirts

Scientists are sexy

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Style of Elements

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Mall of ages

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Too dressy?'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Bathing suit.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony