Fashionista Physicist Gifts

'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Style

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

2 Live J. Crew

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

Dress Code

"Take me to your tailor."

Clothes Encounters.

Clothing on other planets

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

Returning mink coats to the wild.

'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'