Fashionista Physicist Prints

'It's the new cut mother - it's called the Higgs Boson.'

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"Whose tie?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Style

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

2 Live J. Crew

Sub-Zero Gravity

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

Dress Code

"Take me to your tailor."

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

Clothing on other planets

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Clothes Encounters.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

Returning mink coats to the wild.