Science Dreamers Gifts

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The Artist

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Innovation & Calculation

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Johannes Kepler

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Spell-Check Bee

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.