Science Documentary Lover Gifts

'Welcome again to 'myth-busters'. . . We're just going to spend an hour blowing stuff up!'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Raptures

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Fair Judgements

Police film evidence

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."