Documentary Lover Gifts

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'And when everyone got bored with 'hunting' and 'gathering', someone invented the stock exchange...and the rest is history.'

Obese Kids Documentary.

'Now for the last programme in our series 'alternative sources of energy'.'

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Colin's attempts to convince friends that his 45' surround sound flatscreen TV was purely for nature documentaries was doomed to fail.'

"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

". . . Unlike the feel-good portion of World War II."

Boxing clever

"Good heavens! There's not a single documentary about World War 2!"

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

Salvage Hunters

What Did You Do During the Climate Wars, Daddy?

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"And for those of you who don't like docu-soaps look away now"

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Sister Wendy

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

Mother says to surly teenage daughter: 'I've had enough of this, young lady! You treat this house like a fly-on-the-wall documentary.'

'They want the widest possible audience.'

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

'Honey, you should have told me our family was piked for a Reality Series.'

Michael Moore's Toilet Paper.

Tony Robinson

Terrorists are already here.

"It's slow everywhere right now. For crying out loud, Boris, it's shark week."

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night, they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper ... My client merely wishes to withhold lovin'. Objection!