Science Department Staff Gifts

University Science Dept - Grant writer: 'EUREKA!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

PROBLEM AREAS

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

Graduation Speech.