Science Defender Gifts

Government Interference with Science.

Because I can't read I had a professional sign maker make this sign for me...Ignore me; I'm a big fat idiot.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

2021

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

COVID Vaccine

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Vaccine Hesitancy

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor