Sci-fi Sports Lover Pillows

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

High-gravity baseball

Mixed Doubles.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."