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Alien of old timers.

'Take us to your lead.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Doctor. I am speechless"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'