Sci-fi And Politics Humor Lover Gifts

"Are you sure we abducted the right president?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

The Berlin Peace Movement

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prostate: 51st State

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood