Schubert Admirer Pillows

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Alberich steals the gold

George Papandreou.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Alberto Giacometti.

Stonehens

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

"I call it angle-poise"

Friedrich Nietzsche

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Ludwig von Beethoven

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Percentage artwork

'I thought I could dance...'

Abstract portrait art.