Schubert Admirer Gifts

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Alberich steals the gold

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Stonehens

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I call it angle-poise"

Alberto Giacometti.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'I thought I could dance...'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Captain