School Years Prints

'No, I didn't fail anything this year. I'm pretty sure my parents sent me to summer school because they hate me.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?