School Yearner Prints

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

The First Day Back

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"Well, there goes summer..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Broken ankle.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Cuba restarts the school year

Mom on the First Day of School.

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Class, I know school ends Friday...and you've already turned in your textbooks...but this is getting a little out of hand!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabble!'

"Six years of university followed by 14 years of postgraduate studies. You here for a job, or a seniors discount card?"

To help them find their way around, freshmen at Wilstead High were issued bloodhounds for the first month of school,