School Goer Prints

Broken ankle.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

A Boy Getting Ready For School.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Son, I've arranged for you to go to a private school where you'll have a wonderful time!'

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Big Bang Theory.

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."